Bum bum bum bum, etc.

 

Master Sauron, bring me a ring.
Make me the master of ev-er-ything.
3 for the Elf lords, under the sky-y,
9 for the mortal men, doomed to die-ie!
Sauron, on your dark throne,
Seven for dwarves in their halls of stone.
Make me the lord of everything,
Master Sauron, bring me a ring!

 

Bum bum bum bum, etc.

 

Master Sauron, bring me a ring.
Forge it in fire, from gold that goes “ting!”
Give it lots of runes, with verses created
In Elvish, but that rhyme when they’re translated!
Sauron, someone to rule
Would be so nifty, it would make me feel cool.
Make me the lord of everything,
Master Sauron, bring me a ring!